Idk if I have the flu or just a terrible cold, but I am SUPER CRANKY and if one more coworker makes a joke about Ebola I’m going to go spit phlegm onto their desk

caroljessie:

black widow #11 (2014); "trust me, nat. i’m calm."

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Black Widow #11

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“Super-speed. Google it.” Avengers Academy #1

“Super-speed. Google it.” Avengers Academy #1

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So many people were sleeping with each other, it’s kinda hard to keep track. I actually thought of a song that helps me remember. Let’s see, it goes…

(Source: b99things)

Tags: Brooklyn 99

biowarefangirl:

BEES! BEES!

I’m sitting here fucking CACKLING. THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT.

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Favorite scenes of Doctor Who 8.06 “The Caretaker”
▬ His definition proceeds himself… "The Rebel Time Lord"

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Tags: doctor who

ihateyoualltho:

"NANCY JO. THIS IS ALEXIS NEIERS CALLING. I’M CALLING TO LET YOU KNOW HOW DISAPPOINTED I AM IN YOUR STORY. THERE’S MANY THINGS THAT I READ IN HERE THAT WERE FALSE. LIKE YOU SAYING THAT I WORE SIX INCH LOUBOUTIN HEELS WITH MY TWEED SKIRT, WHEN I WORE FOUR INCH LITTLE BROWN BEBE SHOES-"
"29 DOLLARS!!!"
"EVERY TIME YOU F**KING YELL I HAVE TO RE-RECORD IT!!!!"
"NANCY JO…"

ihateyoualltho:

"NANCY JO. THIS IS ALEXIS NEIERS CALLING. I’M CALLING TO LET YOU KNOW HOW DISAPPOINTED I AM IN YOUR STORY. THERE’S MANY THINGS THAT I READ IN HERE THAT WERE FALSE. LIKE YOU SAYING THAT I WORE SIX INCH LOUBOUTIN HEELS WITH MY TWEED SKIRT, WHEN I WORE FOUR INCH LITTLE BROWN BEBE SHOES-"

"29 DOLLARS!!!"

"EVERY TIME YOU F**KING YELL I HAVE TO RE-RECORD IT!!!!"


"NANCY JO…"

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