August 2011
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Let’s be honest here. It’s fun to watch Batman, but it’s not fun to be Batman. And if the kid you raised grows up to dress like a bat and wander the night fighting the mentally insane, you failed that child.
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“Yes, well, several of those gods, uh…pillaged a Bärenbräu facility yesterday. Because they were thirsty, sir…Our European allies are both confused and concerned by their behavior.”
“What’s confusing? It’s a bear that drinks beer, how could you not want to try that?”
- The Ultimates, #1
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“I guess that was more like a home run special. For the dinosaur.”
– Ben Grimm, X-Men #16
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Watchunagi47:
From The West Wing episode 4x10 “Holy Night”
C.J.: They gave me a goldfish pin, because I like goldfish … actually, what I like are the crackers, but there was a guy —
More C.J./Danny, because one can never have too much.
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Bartlet's Third State of the Union (2.13)
Sam: Where'd you get the bathrobe?
CJ: The gym.
Sam: There are bathrobes at the gym?
CJ: In the women's locker room.
Sam: But not the men's.
CJ: Yeah.
Sam: Now that's outrageous. There's a thousand men working here and 50 women.
CJ: Yeah, and it's the bathrobes that are outrageous.
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Favorite Letter to the Times Ever
To the Editor:
Michele Bachmann received 4,823 votes in the Iowa straw poll (“After Iowa Vote, Republicans Face a New Landscape,” front page, Aug. 15). There are apartment complexes in Manhattan with more people.
Fewer than 17,000 people bothered to vote, which would be a smaller than average crowd for a New York Rangers hockey game. Why is it being covered as if something actually happened?
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