“An alternate reality where Barack Obama is a socialist Muslim; global warming is from polar bear farts; Fox News is fair and balanced; and the greatest threat to our way of life in a time of unprecedented economic inequality and institutional advantages for the wealthy is two dudes who wanna get married.”—Jon Stewart, on what the “We Built It” GOP slogan really stands for (via seriouslyamerica)
“It was a triffic book. It was nearly eight pages long. It was about this pirate who was a famous detective. […] If you like I’ll let you read it. I bet it was a lot more excitin’ than any book you’ve lost. ‘Specially the bit in the spaceship where the dinosaur comes out and fights with the cowboys.”—
Adam Young (Good Omens)
why do i have the feeling this is just a quote describing Doctor Who with Matt Smith
we’ve got cowboys and pirates and now dinosaurs on spaceships and come on
in all my life, I have never encountered such an astounding act of trolling as the time I spent an hour and a half downloading what I thought was a Good Omens fanmix and then discovering that it was a Best of Queen album.
“England is just a small island. Its roads and houses are small. With few exceptions, it doesn’t make things that people in the rest of the world want to buy. And if it hadn’t been separated from the continent by water, it almost certainly would have been lost to Hitler’s ambitions.” — Mitt Romney